Ridiculous Things That Never Should Have Been Invented

This is the abridged version of a list I've been making all morning. It has no deeper meaning other than the fact that I honestly don't understand why ANY of these things exist. I mean, seriously. Every single one of these items just begs the question, "WHY?!?!?!!?!?"


1. Pantyhose




2. Sauerkraut




3. Skinny jeans



4. Twizzlers




5. Hummers




6. Inflatable furniture



7. Tissue Box Covers



8. Paperweights




9. The entire teaberry flavor


10. These lawn ornament things



Feel free to add!

20 Reasons I Love My Best Friend:

Been thinking about my favoritest person in the whole entire galaxy a lot lately. Here are 20 reasons off the top of my head why I LOVE HER SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!

1. When life stinks, I can go over to her house and she'll drop everything just to cry with me and hug me and talk to me for hours and hours until I feel better.
   


2. She makes the best brownies...and the best french toast, too...in the whole wide world!
   


3. She calls me just to say Hi and see how my day's going
   


4. She has the most amazing sense of humor and makes me laugh ALL THE TIME!
   


5. She is BRILLIANT and gives the world's most incredible advice.
   


6. She always knows exactly what I'm thinking (and she loves me anyway)!
   


7. Whenever we go somewhere, she drives :)
   
   
8. It is IMPOSSIBLE to be in a bad mood around her, because she is always so positively joyful.
   
   
9. She is forever looking out for other people and helping in every way she can. She constantly gives of herself and has taught me SO MUCH about selflessness and serving.
   
   
10. She is an incredibly faithful person and has helped me grow so much in my own faith.
    
    
11. She's super-creative and has awesome, fun, and sometimes slightly crazy ideas!
    
    
12. She's an excellent Scrabble player. We kick butt when we're on the same team :)
    
    
13. Friday the 13th is her favorite day. Just like me.
    
    
14. She is UNBELIEVABLY patient. Incredibly. Unfathomably. Unnaturally. (Well, I guess she has to be, to put up with me!!)
    
    
15. She tells me when I'm wrong, or when I'm being stupid, or when I'm being totally irrational or completely unfair, and helps me see things more clearly.
    
    
16. She has never ever ever ever ever ever ever used a curse word in all the 8 years I've known her.
    
    
17. She remembers all sorts of little minor details or stories that I tell her. Even if I don't think they're important, she does.
    
    
18. She can play football one moment and have a tea party the next.
    
    
19. She can laugh at herself; she can be flexible when things don't go the way she planned and just laugh and move on. I, on the other hand, tend to have a conniption when plans changed. This is another area she's taught me a lot about -- flexibility :)
    
    
20. Her hugs. They're the best thing in the world.